| Describe your problem: |
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| Now, Describe your problem accurately: |
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| Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: |
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| Have you tried to fix it yourself? |
Yes |
No |
| Have you made it worse? |
Yes |
Yes |
| Has the guy with a BIG FANCY TRUCK tried to fix it for you? |
Yes |
No |
| Did he make it even more worse? |
Yes |
Yes |
| Have you replaced your furnace and air conditioner? |
Yes |
No |
| Did replacing your furnace lower your heating bills? |
No |
No |
| Did you replace your windows? |
Yes |
No |
| Did replacing your windows lower your monthly bills? |
No |
No |
| Are you tired of throwing money at this problem? |
Yes |
Yes |
| Are you ready for a solution? |
Yes |
Yes |
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