Cory is a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He is a craftsman with sheet metal, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. At work Cory practices origami with 28 gauge steel allowing us to improve damn near any duct system. He can pilot his tricycle up Simplot Hill with unflagging speed and can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. Women are wooed by his sensuous and godlike trombone playing. If Tim Robbins wasn’t old he would look like Cory.

Dan is a licensed HVAC Journeyman capable of swatting ping pong balls at 78 miles per hour. Dan gets vertigo while reflecting within. Using only tin snips and keen hand eye coordination he once single handedly defended a small Amazon village from a horde of army ants while on lunch break. He plays a mean classical kazoo. He makes extraordinary four course meals with nothing more than is aura and a pineapple can. His dance moves were stolen by Napoleon Dynamite, who voted for Dan.

Jessica is a cunning linguist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookkeeper. Hair dressers worldwide swoon over her UV responsive yarn hair weaves. Although a private citizen, her alter ego receives fan mail. She was nominated Heineken Girl; she has been caller number X and recently rode in Aerosmith’s limo while wintering in Orlando. Last summer she toured Black Rock City on a magic carpet. Her photosynthetic arrangements have earned her fame in international botany circles. She can wear high heels in the sand. In the morning Jessica delivers motivational speeches with her megaphone.

Chris Callor is a humble man without faults. His perfect bald head serves as an “infrared thermometer” capable of detecting drafts as miniscule as a fly’s fart and the heat generated from said explosion. Experts say his patented “Callor-brated Dome” gives him a genetic advantage in the Building Science Industry. He invented the Cordless Extension Cord. He can print, “Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies” on a grain of rice with Crayon. He is the pigment in colorful imagination and creator of “Mo-Gain”, his own line of Mohawk Hair Pieces.

Chris Just is our all access man capable of removing sheetrock, carpet or whatever stands between us and our goal. He’s into punk smooth jazz and rocks the oboe. He has been known to remodel Igloos making them more energy efficient and comfortable.

Lynas enjoys skinny-dipping, public displays of affection and nude strolls in the park. He appears in Sepia but sees in Ultraviolet. His magnificent ears are immune to commands. He invented the Space Doo Doo Pistol endorsed by Doctor Octagon. He is a cat herder by birth and truly is a son of a bitch. He rolls his R’s when pronouncing any variation of the word ruff. If silence is a virtue, Lynas is neither.

Riley is just a fun and lovable good boy. He sets the company’s standards for honesty, integrity and loyalty. At the end of the day he loves us as much as we love our jobs.